Privacy Policy

Drinks, weight, sex, and times are processed entirely in your browser by JavaScript running on your device. They are not sent to any server, not stored after you close the tab, and not visible to us. There is no way for this site to know what you entered.

The site records anonymous page-view statistics through Vercel Analytics, which works without cookies and without tracking individual visitors: it counts visits, pages, referrers, countries, and device types in aggregate. No advertising identifiers, no cross-site tracking, no profiles.

None. The site sets no cookies and writes nothing to your browser's storage. If that ever changes, this page will change first, in the same release.

If you use the contact form, your email address and message are delivered to us by Formspree, our form processor, solely so we can read and reply. They are not added to any list or shared further.

This site is operated by Reede Taylor, based in the Netherlands. Questions about this policy can be sent through the contact page.